A little humor

Ed was in trouble. He had forgotten his wedding anniversary. His wife was angry. She had hinted for months about wanting a sports car. Ed missed all the cues.

Frustrated, she yelled, “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds!!”

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway and brought the box back in the house to examine it.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Ed has been missing ever since.

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