The Presidential Parrot

Laura Bush bought Dubya a parrot for his birthday.

Several weeks pass and Laura is at a State Dinner and runs in to Dick Cheney. She tells Dick, “The bird is so smart! He’s already learned to mispronounce over 200 words!”

“Wow, that’s pretty impressive,” Cheney said. “But you realize that he just says the words. He doesn’t understand what they mean.”

“That’s okay,” Laura replied. “Neither does the parrot.”

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